"That sucks man"
how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
I was just taking Rorschach tests online (as one does) but one of them was a fake one that scares you with a scream and a scary picture but instead of the exorcist or something it was just a picture of michael jackson um
tyra’s always been this crazy
*tumblr user who wants more notes voice* guise srsly stop reblogging this
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone
I saw this outside of a church, and was conflicted for about 10 seconds before I decided that it needed to be documented.
♫ im on the highway to heck ♫
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
wow past you was a bitch
my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips. fart