maddie 15 california das it
letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

i have never felt a deeper attraction to a man than i feel towards wes taylor

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

(via soh0)

joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

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bulbatsar:

kids my Emojid Ass

stantler:

benilytiddles-cucumberpatch:

stantler:

onionfairy:

stantler:

took my last shower of 2014 <3

don’t you mean first

no

don’t you mean 2013 then??

no

(via pandabomboclat)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via g-iggle)

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

hatrickstump:

today in history class we had this easy quiz and the question was who is the vice president and i raised my hand to say joe biden but i accidentally said joe jonas 

(via uniqueanyk)